New face for the New face of the anti-war movement.

Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills.
Today an internationally recognized Plastic surgeon offered to improve the look of the New Face of the anti-war movement. Dr. Hugh Gymplants said " I don't agree with her at all, however if I must be subjected to her image daily, I want some eye candy.
According to Dr. Gymplants dramatic body contouring would increase veiwership on all MSM channels. Nobody is interested in looking at a washed up sixties hipster, citing Pam Andersons higher level of Exposure. He went on to say He has no need for a war for oil. "My three Hummers, Jaguar, SUV and Personal Jet are always full of fuel.What we need is a war for silicone. It is in short supply. I say we invade Rio De Janerio, where a third of the population has a pair of silicone reserves".
His Associate Dr. Faye Slift agreed. " While Botox is being rationed as the Heinz Corporation has cornered the market, I can offer a more youthful face for the anti-war movement" Dr. Slift is known for her work on Wm. Shattered, former TV Star.
When asked if she could make Ms. Sheehman look like a Hollywood starlet, Dr. Slift shot back " Dammit Gym I'm a Doctor not a Magician"!
Dr. Gymplants, well known for his work on actresses involved in video documentaries concerning human reproduction added " I'm concerned about using Liposuction on her Gluteus Maximus areas. There is a very small, atrophied amount of cerebral cortex and removal could cause a politcal shift to the right or death".