American Jihadist

(Editors note, This is extremely ADULT material. Those of you who are under age or have weak CONSTITUTIONS best not read. The liner notes in the video tape offer a great deal of insight to this RADICAL organization. Including their profound respect for all three monotheistic religions....)
(SEE B S) A radical RIGHT WING extremist group has resurfaced with another video tape warning of more destruction in the Middle East. This tape ran on all legitimate networks, of course excluding Al-jazeera and it's lesbian sister network, CNN.
In the tape, the number two man in the "terror" group known as "THE BASE"
issued a warning for radical muslims everywhere.
" To the jihadist, I am telling you that bin laden brought you the destruction in Afghanistan and Iraq and more will come CHRIST willing". he said.
He appeared to be referring to the annihalation of the radical muslims in Afghanistan and Iraq.
In the video tape released Friday, Uncle Sam also issued several warnings for the rest of the terrorists.
"Our message is clear, what you saw in Afghanistan and Iraq is what you shall see in Syria and Iran, all this is nothing compared to what is next for your asses."
He also warned to stop corrupting the Muslim religion and it's youth.
"If you continue your terror tactics against innocent civilians you will be exposed to the horrors of Hiroshima..."
Uncle Sam reminded the jackasses of the "hoopla" (truce or dare)offered in the past. "Join the world community and benefit from capitalism" he quotes.
He told the Muslim community that the queer igit cleric are lying to them.
" Don't believe the lies, Their are no virgins waiting in heaven for you. This must be apparent, as few Islamic virgins die. The true text of the koran states" No one shall commit murder in the name of Allah. To do so will bring the fire that shall not be quenched and the 72 worms that shall never stop eating your flesh for eternity. Go back to the Mosque and sharpen your pencil."
"If you don't stop the cowardly attacks today, surely you will be dead tomorrow and sent to hell".
In a pointed direct remark to Allan Zawahiri Uncle Sam was quoted,
" Listen up gramps, you should be at home reading to the grandkids. I'm coming after your ass. We are already there, sleepers. Look over your shoulder, that new bodyguard, the "woman" under the veil, the shepherd next to the dirt hut. They may be U.S. After the obligatory beard pull and two finger eye poke ala Moe Howard. I plan on disemboweling you. I have perfected the gut shot. As you run like an impotent dog, you will trip over your robe and drag your own intestines out. Also remember I lube my gun with pig lard. Soon, pray ALmighty God, you will be seeing roadside bombs on the trails to Mecca. The hajj will become Death Valley. In addition to nails our IED feature pig blood. We not only intend to kill but to send you to HELL. This blood is on your shoulders, this death is your causing, you want holy war, you got it. YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE ONLY FIGHTING THE US MILITARY !!
They are trained to be polite and understand tradition and culture. WE GAVE UP ON THAT! I swear to GOD, That bullet replacing my MIDDLE FINGER IS FOR YOUR ASS!
My stack of korans next to the toilet make good wipes. I swear to ALMIGHTY GOD after I kill you I will disinter your worthless dog mother and spit upon her corpse!'
The tape ended with a wide array of American patriotic songs and threatened more tapes...
to be continued...