My next Car

A little humor.......
This is not my original material, but I'd like to share it. Up here in the rust belt we got a lot of milage out of this. You may have seen it before in email.

If GM developed technology like Microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics.......

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Everytime they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen all the windows. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil,water tempurature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This car has performed an illegal operation" light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Have a great day and GOD BLESS THE USofA !