Libby's Theory of Tinfoil Hats
Theorum 1. Laws of Electromagnetic waves and the ability to conduct and repel signals.
Marconi is one of the most famous scientist/inventors to study the effects and transmission of electromagnetic waves. His study was primarily in the field of Radio transmission. Since his time the science has profoundly changed. Applications never dreamed of are being employed today to varying degrees of effectiveness. Basically a sine wave of magnetic waves travels through a medium to be sensed and amplified by electronic means. Radio, Television, Cell Phones, Satellite communications all employ this technology. Even the AC voltage in your electric outlets emit these signals. The real cause for concern is controlling the amplitude and modulation. This is the terror I am about to impart upon you.
Theorum 2. Mind Control.
Since the dawn of radio and television, people have fallen under the spell of the "MEDIA". Uncontrolled acceptance of what was being spewed by the Talking Heads.
While compelling, the average lemming viewer had no idea that their brains were being indulated with subliminal electromagnetic thought control. You must vote Democrat, Republicans HATE YOU! Vietnam is a quagmire, while we can wipe them off the face of the Earth, we can't. See? Reproductive rights mean you must abort, for your freedom. Freedom isn't free, it's taxable. Guns kill people, people must kill guns. Poor must remain poor so I can be rich. 1+1=3 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ACCEPTED.
BUSH LIED, STOLE THE ELECTION, IS TRYING TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION, which states abortion is a Founding Father Right, but Guns have been surpassed by evolutionary time.
Theorum 3.
This brings us to the present and me to my point(s).
I receive my orders every morning at 4:46AM EST via my Tin Foil Hat. All antenna worth their metal are constructed of aluminum. No resonant magnetic influx. Covering the skull it acts as its own amplifier, exciting the neurons and synapses within the cranium.
It is properly constructed per NAZI blueprints to recieve the 1940.666 mb Signal from the NRC Satellite pouring out KKKarl Rove and DICK Cheney's thought for the day. Orbiting at 23,000 miles over my irradiated head it is always in line of sight. The earflaps must be set at 34.9 degrees to absorb the entire signal. All Neo Cons know this.
Theorum 4.
Why Libs think a Tin Foil Hat can protect them.
It can't. Propoganda has let loose the idea that if a properly constructed Tin Foil Hat is worn, Lib's would be impervious to the signals. While it is possible to deflect the signal, a tin foil hat WON'T WORK! The signals get through in small increments and 99% of the time the self preserving Lib ultimatley turns conservative.
This is Karl Rove's Final Solution.
more to kome.........
8 Comments:
Dear Dr. Gone,
Thank you for clarifying this important phenomenom. But it raises questions for me. Perhaps you can illuminate...
How do silver fillings in my teeth affect reception? I had many removed and replaced with plastic fillings. Do I need to adjust for this?
I wait anxiously for your revelations.
Thank you,
Thanks all for stopping by,
marge, no need for adjustment, common sense takes care of that!
Well, what I say is zhxwbh.
Only the secret decoder ring will translate that to mean Good Job.
I think the real problem is that there really aren't any true sources of genuine tin foil nowadays...it's actually aluminum.
In any case, the thing that might work is lead-lined hats, along the lines of those aprons they use at the hospital when taking X-rays...
Hey Libby... Good stuff! I'm gonna go make me one o' them tin foil hats right now! If I don't get a signal from Karl Rove, maybe I can tune in on the football game... whaddya think?
Libby Gone ™,
I always thought it was Maxwell that did the pioneering work in this field. I'm sure you have heard of Maxwell's Silver Hammer? Hit a lib on the head with it and whap...he's alright in no time!
word for verification is "infomgh", now if it was "infomhz", I would be suspicious...
BTW, Libby, did you get dat buck?
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