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Thursday, June 08, 2006

American Jihadist 2

(I'll Jus Sear Ya) 06/08/06........

A new audio has surface from the world's most fearsome American sympathizer "U Al canbyteme el wango tango" Uncle Sam.
Obviously a propoganda scheme to encourage US Forces around the World.

The tape opens with hysterical laughter followed by a sincere outpouring of more laughter, coupled with some hoots and hollers.
Then a thunderous applause of mortar, artillery and rocket barrages.
A few cruise missiles launch and of course our lil darling Big Boy meeting out far and just desserts.
Heavy Metal accentuates the Chaos of Joyful Sonic Bombastment!

American Warriors are unstoppable.

The recent demise of the punk wearing New Balance sneakers has been a source of very little interest to us in the US Military. He was nothing more than a two bit pincushion found at any brothel in lower Tehran. His ego was his undoing and we rejoice in turning him into worm food.
Quoting Uncle Sam " By the great glory of the only true God through his son, 'Jesus Christ' another gerbil has entered into his reward".
"May he find himself in the martyrdom of hellish reprise! The most high God shall reward the coward with 72 unrepentant Virginians, who by the grace of God shall perform perverted physical penetration by every sort of firearm allowed in Hades."
(Short pause for a snack of Bar B que Pork and a kiss of an inspirational unveiled American Beauty. Watch out for Flag Day!)
"Yea I am truly ready for this confrontation between good and evil."
Snarled Uncle Sam,,,,
But first a quick vacation to Venezuela to lower crude oil prices.
Don't Tread on Me.


Blogger camojack said...

Very cryptic...but that's OK.

2:57 AM  
Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

That was just my misspelling, followed by a dialup malfunction....

7:16 AM  
Blogger camojack said...

O...I...C. :-)

8:20 PM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...


7:34 AM  
Anonymous hwy93 said...

I only wish they had a flag. I didn't have anything to burn when I was dancing in the street.

5:09 PM  
Blogger MargeinMI said...

Just one of the 'regulars' dropping by to say HI!

8:23 AM  
Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Hi Marge!
Hwy93, nice to hear from ya. Any cheap rag like an Iranian flag would do just fine.
Look out for my Flag day salute, coming soon!!!

9:35 AM  

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